My feet look like fat sausages! I can't remember the last time I twisted an ankle or something similar so I'm not sure I've ever seen this atrocious a sight on my legs before. Even my flip flops from last season are squeaking like they never have before, must be the extra weight on them. It's depressing. I think I'll have to pay for a manicure to make my fat toes be a little distracting from the fat cankle.